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Band Wife Threatens Weezer

Disgruntled bandmates of Rivers Cuomo privately complained this week that the singer's wife, Kyoko Ito, is becoming the fifth Weezer. Longtime guitarist Brian Bell said there are only four Weezers, and last time he checked, Kyoko is not a Weezer. Bell's considering being a solo Weezer. #Funny


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