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Hawking Probably Cured ALS Years Ago

World-renowned physicist Stephen Hawking was recently seen walking to the refrigerator, grabbing a bottle of beer, chugging it, and returning to his wheelchair nonchalantly. Witnesses say Hawking probably cured his ALS years ago and used the wheelchair as a gimmick and lady-pleaser.


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