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Claritin Releases New Allergy Relief

Bayer has introduced a new way to beat allergies - the Claritin flamethrower, which is capable of incinerating whatever is causing the allergies. Due to potential side effects, Bayer cautioned that the Claritin flamethrower should never be combined with alcohol. #Funny


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