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Assault Victim Glad To Recount Tragedy

Visibly excited for the thrilling hour ahead, college sophomore Megan Anderson enthusiastically made her way to a meeting with members of her university’s Office of Student Conflict Resolution to offer a detailed account of her recent sexual assault, the eager undergraduate told reporters Tuesday.,36129/?utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=Default:2:Default #Funny


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