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Man Will Investigate Weird Noise Later

Moments after the thud of an unidentified object hitting the floor interrupted him as he was about to drift off to sleep Tuesday, local man Michael Reeves, 32, reportedly decided to postpone the investigation of what fell off his nightstand until the next morning, sources confirmed. http://www.theonion.com/articles/investigation-of-what-fell-off-nightstand-postpone,36200/?utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=Default:2:Default #Funny

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