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Disney Shows Off Virgin Princess Lily

Disney unveiled its first virgin princess this week, named Lily of Hazelberry. She's “quirky, confident, and a 14-year-old ascendant to the throne.” But sexually active girls may love Lily’s friend Princess Misty. She already lives with her older boyfriend Clint. #Funny


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