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Ridicule for Extended Paternity Leave

Wyndham Capital of Potomac, Maryland has decided to extend their offer of paternity leave to male employees. The company says, “we’ve amended our policy to accommodate those on staff who would like a little extra time to lower themselves in the eyes of their coworkers.” When the employees return, they can be continuously overlooked for promotions and raises. #Funny


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