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Children Raised by Thieves on the Rise

Pew Research Center says there’s been a growth in the number of children being raised by car thieves who didn’t know they were in the back seat. The number has nearly doubled since 2014. In the same time, there’s been a decline in children being raised by infertile couples who kidnapped them from hospital pediatric wings. #Funny


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