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God Actually Wanted Erica as Jesus' Mom

Researchers at Yale Divinity School are now saying the Virgin Mary was God’s second choice to bear his son Jesus. A new Aramaic scroll reveals God actually preferred a woman named Erica, whom he had a relationship with since 5 BC. But Erica got cold feet and said the timing was all wrong. #Funny


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