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Future polluters get their land, too.

It’s being hailed as a landmark preservation effort. Federal officials announced plans Monday to set aside a 600,000-acre tract of pristine wilderness so that future generations of Americans can pollute it. I mean, why take away that privilege from future generations? http://www.theonion.com/articles/us-government-sets-aside-600000-acres-of-pristine,36342/ #Funny

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