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Parents Worried While Kids Actually in Ditch

The Pew Research Center has concluded a new study that finds the nation’s ditches completely full of children whose parents are at home worried sick about where they are. Researcher Alicia Smith says if your child has been gone for even a minute, they’re probably four or five feet below the top of the pile in the nearest ditch. #Funny


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