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Marital success hinges on stuffed animal

A report released today found that the sole predictor of a successful marriage is whether or not the husband ever won a big stuffed animal for his wife at a county fair or amusement park. The report also indicated the couple would die of old age if the husband placed his jacket over his wife’s shoulders on the way home from the carnival.,36353/ #Funny


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