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Motorcyclist Sold for Parts

After a crash in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, police are saying the motorcyclist will be pieced out and sold for parts. Donald Hill at first said it looked like a total loss, but after inspection the lungs and cornea worked like a charm. However, Hill was surprised the motorcyclist was driving around with such a bad liver. #Funny


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