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FDA bans food. ALL food.

It’s official. The FDA has recalled all food, saying it’s vitally important that citizens avoid consuming any of the affected items. The FDA Commissioner says if you’re eating something right now, please discontinue doing so. We’ll let you know when it’s okay to consume food again. http://www.theonion.com/articles/fda-recalls-food,36360/ #Funny

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