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If Returned, No Tunnels for Escaped Guzman

Mexican prison warden Arturo Terrazas says escaped convict Joaquin “El Chapo” Guzman can expect increased security if he’s returned. Guzman will be denied access to the prison’s network of underground tunnels. Terrazas says Guzman will also be unable to rent anymore power tools or dollies from the supply closets. #Funny


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