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Pfizer breakthrough saves patents!

A new Pfizer breakthrough miraculously extends the lifespan of near-death patents! A spokeswoman says the company assembled elite teams of experts who dedicated years of intense work to finding a way to prolong the lives of dying patents, saying, ‘At Pfizer, patents always come first. And seeing a once robust patent expire causes distress.’ http://www.theonion.com/articles/new-pfizer-breakthrough-miraculously-extends-lifes,36378/ #Funny

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