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Cheerios Now Packed with Every Existing Grain

Wednesday General Mills announced its new Omnigrain Cheerios that feature every known grain on Earth. Spokeswoman Karen Elston says it took 10 years to gather the 337,000 grains featured in the cereal. The company is now experimenting with yogurt composed entirely of bacteria. #Funny


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