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Salmonella Outbreak Blamed on Chicken Cuddling

The CDC is blaming a recent Salmonella outbreak on human contact with chickens, specifically through cuddling live poultry. Luckily for radio tech Eve Cabey, her chicken doesn't like to be touched. Meanwhile, patio consultant Robbie Harlow is disappointed that he now has to give up chicken cuddling AND cookie dough. #Funny


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