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Man Regrets Plans Made While Drunk

New Yorker Peter Larsen is recovering from a bender last night where he regretfully made plans with several acquaintances. While nursing a hangover, Larsen whined, “I can’t believe I said I’d get lunch with Emily and told Scott that I’d hang out next weekend.” Next time, he should stop drinking as soon as beach house rentals come up. #Funny


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