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Fresca Operatives Take Over Yuppie Demographic

Fresca soda executives are now announcing their aggressive, military-like takeover of the 18 - 34 demographic. Spokesperson April Flansberg says 97% of that marketing segment was taken over this week, making Fresca a more popular brand for millennials than Apple, Uber, and Pinkberry. #Funny


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