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Scientists Totally Over Dark Matter

Tired of spending time discussing dark matter, NASA astronomers have finally decided to just call it nitrogen. They say since nitrogen is pretty stable, they just want to assume that’s what makes up 85% of all matter. Scientists admit to being “completely fucking finished” with this topic and ready to move on. http://goo.gl/U2Uoit #Funny

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