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Americans' Thoughts on Menu Calorie Counts

As the FDA pushed back regulations that restaurants post calorie counts in meals, Americans are weighing in. Chief Etymologist Wendy Holmes says, “Either way, I firmly believe people should continue eating no matter what.” Meanwhile Alpaca Breeder Nelson Langdon says, “Numbers have never been good to me.” #Funny


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