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Secretary Has a Deal for You!

US Secretary of Commerce Penny Pritzker says we need to strike while the iron is hot! “Come on, America, sweet action like this doesn’t come along every day,” Pritzker says. No official mention of what this get-rich scheme is, but if we pass, she’s prepared to find another nation who’s ready to play. #Funny


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