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Scientists Discover 50 Million Year Old Sperm

Scientists in Antarctica have discovered the oldest sperm sample on Earth inside a fossilized worm. Americans are weighing in on this strange find. Poultry Purchaser Penelope Dorsey says, “Imagine all the sperm they could have discovered with more funding.” #Funny


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