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Asteroid to destroy earth, & Nordstrom

Scientists have discovered a monster asteroid that could devastate all life on Earth and effectively force upscale fashion retailer Nordstrom’s out of business. President Obama says every man, woman and child needs to make quick use of any Nordstrom gift cards before it’s too late.,36371/ #Funny


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