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Meat prices beef up

Meat prices skyrocket after the cow-smashing machine gets all beefed up – clogged with beef. Officials says without the cow-smasher, a machine that cows walk into and different cuts of beef come out of, we could be paying more for beef for the foreseeable future.,36395/ #Funny


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