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No Bonus for Obama

President Obama fell short of earning a performance bonus for the second quarter. His inability to raise GDP by two-point-seven-five percent, create seven-hundred and fifty-thousand new jobs, or reach his health care sign-up quota kept the President from securing the fifteen hundred dollar bonus. http://www.theonion.com/articles/obama-narrowly-misses-quarterly-performance-bonus,36392/ #Funny

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