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Man Unimpressed with Mosquitoes Skills

Scientists have discovered that mosquitos use as many as three senses to track and bite their human prey, which explains repellant’s lack of effectiveness. Showroom Greeter Ken Stuckey is unimpressed by the bugs’ skills, saying, “Big deal. I can drive a car while eating hamburgers.” #Funny


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