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Couple Not Driving to Suburbs for Sex Party

Swingers Doug and Tiffany Finsky of suburban Minneapolis have said they will not be attending the upcoming party Wednesday over an hour away. The couple said they couldn’t remember the last time the host couple drove to their house for an orgy, so no way were they putting in the effort. #Funny


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