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Airlines Like Torture, Uncomfortable Seat Cushions

Airlines across the country are announcing new seat back cushions full of awkward, uncomfortable bumps and ridges. United Airlines CEO Jeff Smisek says, “there is nothing more gratifying than making the experience of simply sitting during one’s flight an excruciating ordeal.” For a small fee, you can get a slightly comfier seat. #Funny


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