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Does he like me and is he single?

After turning twenty-nine last week, Denise Palermo took the opportunity to slash several more items from the continually shrinking list of qualities she desires in a romantic partner. She says only two things are important – that a guy is attracted to her and that he isn’t currently dating someone else. http://www.theonion.com/articles/few-more-items-knocked-off-list-of-desirable-trait,36412/ #Funny

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