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Study: Chicago air 75% bullets

An environmental study finds the air in Chicago is now seventy-five percent bullets. Northwestern University’s Department of Environmental Studies says this far exceeds the levels of carbon dioxide, nitrogen, and even oxygen. They suggest residents stay indoors whenever possible. http://www.theonion.com/articles/environmental-study-finds-air-in-chicago-now-75-bu,36407/ #Funny

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