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God Particle found, scientists now bored

A scientific breakthrough has led to a group of very bored scientists. After confirming the existence of the ‘God Particle’, scientists and CERN say they’re struggling to find other uses for the giant particle accelerator. They’ve recently begun sticking random things in the accelerator to see what happens.,36415/ #Funny


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