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Senility: an escape from bad memories

Losing his mind, a Florida man says he’s eager for his senility to erase a lifetime’s worth of bitter memories. At press time, eighty-three-year-old James Latham was sitting nude on a park bench, soiling himself as he vividly recalled every agonizing detail of his second failed marriage.,36419/ #Funny


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