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The worst blood disaster in U.S. history

In what’s being called the worst blood disaster in U.S. history, the Red Cross Western Blood Pipeline ruptured yesterday – spilling forty-five million gallons of crude O positive. Authorities warned nearby residents to stay in their homes while helicopters spray the area with anticoagulants.,36425/ #Funny


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