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The worst blood disaster in U.S. history

In what’s being called the worst blood disaster in U.S. history, the Red Cross Western Blood Pipeline ruptured yesterday – spilling forty-five million gallons of crude O positive. Authorities warned nearby residents to stay in their homes while helicopters spray the area with anticoagulants. http://www.theonion.com/articles/45-million-gallons-of-crude-blood-lost-in-red-cros,36425/ #Funny

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