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Nothing to Do in Shitty Wedding Town

The wedding invitation for Adam Jessup and Rachel McHenry admits to guests that there is jack shit to do in their town of Laurens, Iowa. They suggest guests stay at the Fairfield Inn & Suites, but there isn’t even a pool or premium cable there. Also, expect the cocktail hour appetizers to be fucking awful. #Funny


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