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Employee Practices Approaching Boss

Account manager Jessica Koerper has taken to rehearsing her interactions with the boss to make sure she has the right vocal tone to not insult him. She even tries out various non-threatening words and phrases. At press time, Koerper’s boss said he thought she still seemed like a bitch. #Funny


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