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Owner Frustrated with Cat's Lack of Purring

Joe Dooney of Eau Claire, Wisconsin, is reportedly fed up with his cat not responding to his affection with purrs. Dooney has tried scratching, rubbing, petting, and even nuzzling the indifferent animal all without any response. At press time, Harvey the cat had escaped into the other room. #Funny


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