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RNC Offers Vouchers for Candidates to Step Down

The Republican National Committee is announcing a cash voucher offer to candidates who will suspend their current campaigns for a later election. Anyone willing to reschedule will get $2.5 million in funds for a different race. They may even be able to secure a center podium at future debates. #Funny


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