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Man Recommends Marketers for Next Spider-Man Film

Roswell, Georgia, local Jeff Crews has begun making a list of people he would like to see take charge of marketing the next Spider-Man film reboot. Crews believes James H. Martin would handle the McDonald’s tie-ins well, but he knows Walter Bennett from PPC Enterprises would succeed at reaching the target audience. #Funny


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