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Scott Walker Tries on New Personality for Campaign

Presidential candidate Scott Walker is working with campaign consultant Brian Sims to find the perfect human element to appeal to voters. Options include “salt of the earth family man” or “straight shooter who can’t help but say what’s on his mind.” At press time, Sims was struggling to find one that covered up Walker’s lack of intelligence. #Funny


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