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Something's growing out of the moon

After discovering unusual fissures on the moon, astronomers confirmed that the fracturing of the moon has begun to accelerate. One astronomer says it appears as if something is tearing through the moon’s surface from the inside. At press time, the hatchling had sunk its talons into the earth and flown off.,36414/ #Funny


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