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James considers Al-Qaeda's bid

After viewing its latest pitch highlighting all he could accomplish with its organization, NBA star LeBron James confirmed that he’s currently leaning toward joining the militant Islamic group Al-Qaeda. However, James’ agent, who’s been overseas negotiating with the group, hasn’t been seen in six days.,36417/ #Funny


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