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Apple Brainstorms Bringing Back Watch Excitement

Apple Watch sales are down by 90%, so the tech giant is coming up with new plans to bring back the previous enthusiasm. First, introducing a new line of cables and cases to match the $10,000 level price tag; then, investing millions in focus groups to decide to release one in red. http://goo.gl/NaCB50 #Funny

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