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Teenage Girl Blossoms into Beautiful Object

Family members are remarking on the quick transformation of 17-year-old Ashley Parker from young woman to gorgeous sexual object. The girl’s uncle Keith calls her a, “striking assemblage of physical attributes that are found to be sexually attractive in our culture.” Whoever manages to sweep her up will be “one lucky guy.” #Funny


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