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Tour De France put on hold!

Big news out of France! The Tour De France has been put on hold as excited riders discover a secret path through a forest that had tons of cool jumps and ended down by a nasty old creek. The pause in the race is the longest since 1996 when Lance Armstrong got a new Nintendo and invited the riders to play his new console.,36474/ #Funny


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