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Body Out of Ideas to Show Man He's Full

Kent Dugan’s body is admittedly out of tricks to convince the man he’s full and should stop eating. The body has tried nausea, bloating, and even acid reflux, but Dugan of Baytown, Texas, continues to hawk down those waffle fries. As of this report, the body was considering a heart attack. #Funny


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