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Live Longer & Get Cardio with Spicy Foods

A recent health study shows that eating spicy foods reduces the risk of some cancers, diseases, and death overall. Americans are excited about the finding, as chamomile picker Griffin Belsen says, “There’s also the added cardio benefit of waving your hand in front of your mouth all the time.” #Funny


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