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Pool Pansies Plan to Take Their Time

Pansies of the United States announced in a press conference Friday that they intend to get into the cold pool water one step at a time. It may take up to 15 minutes for them to acclimate, and if they get goosebumps, they plan to retreat. The nation’s jerks simultaneously announced plans to just push them in. http://goo.gl/Q1MWYR #Funny

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