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Obama Continues Rehearsing Alien Invasion Speech

President Obama continues to rehearse his Oval Office address to aliens, should the threat ever arise. “We are a proud, resilient species, and we will never surrender to you,” Obama was heard saying while emphasizing his points with fist slams on the desk. Sources say this speech has been part of his nightly ritual for seven years. #Funny


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